8:07 a.m. - April 19, 2004
Such easy things.
Of course afterwards I did the scalding shower, feel guilty routine that's like a post-sex douche except that it's all on the inside. Uh - again, wrong metaphor.
It still creeps me out to see Ryan II eat his own jizz. There's just something wrong with that.
I'm late. Let's see what other secrets I can glean in order to sell. OK, that is a joke. Joke joke joke.
I'm in a good mood. Can ya tell? I should have rough sex more often.