10:53 p.m. - February 11, 2004
This is going to kill me
The worst thing about a new relationship is having to indulge the whims and follies of one's partner. Today's discovery: We are seeing Bette Midler.
Two impressions come to mind:
One, I'm dating Oz's West coast twin.
Second, I thought Bette Midler was an actress.
My revenge? Shakespeare. He has already agreed to terms.
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